It's depressing and usually boring... or so I thought.
Tonight I heard pieces of the news between hands of Monopoly, and these are the things that have been happening in San Antonio.
1. A siamese cat is cut in half with a saw. (Accompanied by a visual of the top half of his furry bod.)
2. What was thought to be part of a human corpse found in a trash can actually identified as a large squid.
3. A taser-wielding grandma robs a Subway.
PS: Just in case you were wondering, I got Boardwalk.
there's a subway in san antonio now??
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