THINGS WE SAID TODAY

I'm talking to a lady sitting alone in the restaurant where I work. She gets a call and says, "Hmmm. 759-.... This number sounds familiar." She picks it up and when I return she says, "It was my ex-husband."

At the middle school, a group of kids come over to my board game table. I ask them what they're going to play, and they say they're going to LARP. I say, "how are you going to LARP inside? I thought that was an outside thing with costumes and fake weapons." One of the boys says, "We'll just talk like this...." (insert Shakespearean voice) "Will you be the eagle or the lion?"