I’m on the phone with my little sis, and she tells me she saw a newspaper story that went like this:
Police found an infant in the trashcan at a local Wal-mart. Upon further inspection, they discovered it was a burrito.
This proves two things.
1) Burritos are so delicious that people would assume that a baby was thrown away before suspecting that someone would discard a whole burrito.
2) Babies are gross.
I mean, something that is a look-alike for a smushy old burrito in a trashcan can’t possibly be cute.
Hillary: 1, Babies: 0
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