I'm sorry I made you smell like fish.
I was just hungry, you know? I though I'd fry some salmon. I'm sorry I used all the butter while I was doing it.
Sorry I filled the house with smoke. Who knew fish skin burns?
I'm sorry my fish was half-undercooked and half burnt and I'm sorry I spilled most of the lemon pepper seasoning on it. I'm also sorry that I probably won't clean the frying pan.
I'll never cook again.
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are YOU mocking me??
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